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Sunday, June 24

Woman!


In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”

Sun Jun 24, 01:10:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired”

Sun Jun 24, 02:51:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Grandpa, did God make you?”

“Yes.”

“Did he make me?”

“Yes.”

“I guess He’s doing better work now.”

Sun Jun 24, 09:49:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man has will, but woman has her way.

Sun Jun 24, 10:09:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.''

Mon Jun 25, 08:56:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired!

Mon Jun 25, 09:31:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''The book of life begins with a man and woman in a garden; it ends with revelations.''

Mon Jun 25, 10:57:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank god!it didn't end with a revolution!

Tue Jun 26, 02:15:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him.''

Tue Jun 26, 07:25:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition!

Tue Jun 26, 09:11:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''..She is Creator, it should be said.

She is not a Creature.”

Wed Jun 27, 01:12:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, she is also created!!

Wed Jun 27, 03:53:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land mines since the war.''

Wed Jun 27, 06:18:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies first!

Wed Jun 27, 07:40:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I've found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.
Wilt Chamberlain

Wed Jun 27, 07:58:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really! But such men are rare breed now.

Wed Jun 27, 08:59:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her.''

Wed Jun 27, 09:55:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him discover it in himself.”

Wed Jun 27, 10:14:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''Women are one of the Almighty's enigmas to prove to men that He knows more than they do.''

Thu Jun 28, 12:10:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

“Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.”

Thu Jun 28, 12:39:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''He is half of a blessed man. Left to be finished by such as she; and she a fair divided excellence, whose fullness of perfection lies in him.''

Thu Jun 28, 11:49:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''We the willing,lead by the unknowing,are doing the impossible,for the ungrateful.We have done so much,for so long,with so little,that we are now qualified to do anything, with nothing.''

Sat Jun 30, 06:01:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have been impressed with the urgency of doing. Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Being willing is not enough; we must do

Sun Jul 01, 12:23:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Where would man be today if it wasn't for women? In the Garden of Eden eating water melon and taking it easy."

Sun Jul 01, 11:02:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't forget watching football too!

Mon Jul 02, 12:25:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''It was a man's world. Then Eve arrived.''

Watching football!!too many players needed and then in the Garden of Eden there were only two people,one sane and inquisitive enough not to sit and watch football,but to see better places....and then we got this whole world...:) Now doesn't she deserve a thankyou!!!

Mon Jul 02, 12:59:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''the opportunity offered by life to women is far in excess of any offered to men. To be the inspiration is more than to be the tool. To create the world, a greater thing than to reform it.''

Mon Jul 02, 10:28:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tiny but has a big heart to contain all. Tiny but absorbs all the hearted of the world and changes it to love. Tiny but hey look at moms work 24 hours a day. Tiny, yeah a women but man still didn’t crack her mystery. So stop questioning and just live with her. A word in your ear appreciate her, show her your love and you my friend is on the first step to knowing her.
Tiny

Sat Jul 07, 02:05:00 am 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

''Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet...''

Tue Jul 10, 08:53:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they have, they admit it silently just to let men think that, they are still "the boss "

Wed Jul 11, 07:41:00 pm 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TiNy

Wed Jul 11, 07:41:00 pm 2007  

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